Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Introducing TAI CARTER starring in "LAP OF LUXURY"

LADIES | DAMES

EVEN THOUGH US MEN DO NOT ALWAYS TELL YOU, YOUR HAIR DRIVES US CRAZY. WE LOVE THE WAY ITS CUT, THE WAY IT FEELS, AND OF COURSE THE SMELL. ON 11.25.08, TAKE OUR INTEREST IN YOU TO ANOTHER LEVEL BY GETTING YOUR HAIR DONE BY THE BEST HAIR DRESSER. IF YOU TRY TO STAND OUT WITH OUTRAGEOUS HAIR DYES OR HAIR STYLE, YOU WILL BE LEFT OUT.

AS MUCH AS WE LOVE TO SEE YOUR CURVES IN YOUR JEANS, YOUR CURVES LOOK EVEN BETTER IN A DRESS OR A PENCIL SKIRT. PAIR UP YOUR PENCIL SKIRT WITH A TIGHT BLOUSE. SEXY! AS FAR AS YOUR DRESS, LEAVE LITTLE TO THE IMAGINATION. AS BEYONCE WOULD PUT IT, WEAR YOUR FREAK 'UM DRESS. IF YOU SUCCESFULLY ACHIEVE THIS LOOK, GENTLEMAN WILL BE OFFERING YOU THE WORLD THAT NIGHT.

IF YOU WANT TO SHOW OFF YOUR LEGS, DO NOT WEAR SHORTS . WEAR A SKIRT INSTEAD. THAT'S SEXY! BY THE WAY, WAXING IS A MUST!

TO PRESERVE YOUR SEXY, COMPLETE YOUR LOOK WITH SOME HEELS . IF YOU ARE LUCKY, SOMEONE ELSE WILL BE TAKING THEM OFF FOR YOU ON MONDAY MORNING. IF YOU ARE GOING TO WEAR OPEN TOES, MAKE SURE YOU HAD A PEDICURE DONE SUNDAY MORNING. THERE IS NOTHING WORST THAN HAVING UGLY TOES.

TIPS
WEAR LIP GLOSS OR LIP STICK.
SPANDEX IS MADE FOR THE GYM.
IF YOU LIKE HIM, BUY HIM A DRINK.
IF HE SAYS, "EXCUSE ME", TALK TO HIM.
WHEN YOU RSVP, KEEP ONLY YOUR PRETTY FRIENDS IN MIND.
DON'T WORRY, SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.
COORDINATE.
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GENTLEMAN | MONSIEUR

AVOID WEARING A HAT OR HEADGEAR OF ANY TYPE. SHOW OFF THE PROFESSIONALISM OF YOUR BARBER. THE LADIES APPRECIATE A GOOD HAIR CUT.

PLEASE WEAR A DRESS SHIRT. WHILE BUTTON-UPS ARE TYPICALLY ACCEPTABLE, THEY SOMETIMES DO NOT REPRESENT ELEGANCE. QUITE FRANKLY, SOME BUTTON-UPS ARE UGLY. SHOW OFF YOUR STYLE BY WEARING EITHER A SOLID COLOR OR PIN-STRIPED DRESS SHIRT. FOR ADDED STYLE, ACCOMPANY YOUR SHIRT WITH A TIE, BOW TIE, SWEATER, OR BLAZER. BY THE WAY, IF YOU PLAN ON WEARING A T-SHIRT (ED HARDY, CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER, ETC.) OR A POLO SHIRT , DO NOT BOTHER COMING.

TO CONTINUE AN ELEGANT LOOK, WEAR DRESS PANTS, SLACKS OR TROUSERS. MAKE SURE THEY ARE PROPERLY TAILORED AND PRESSED. IF YOU MUST WEAR JEANS, MAKE SURE YOU WEAR THEM THE RIGHT WAY. WHILE ARTWORK ON JEANS MAY BE A TREND, THEY WILL NOT BE ACCEPTABLE ON 11.25.08. IN THE WORLD OF LUXURY, ARTWORK BELONGS ON THE WALL. ALSO, WEAR JEANS THAT FIT. CHOOSE A DARK WASHED, REGULAR OR RELAXED FIT JEAN WITH A STRAIGHT LEG CUT.
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THERE WILL BE A LOT OF LADIES AT THE LAP OF LUXURY CELEBRATION. MANY OF THEM WILL BE SINGLE. IF YOU THINK YOU WILL GAIN THEIR INTEREST WITH JUST A DRINK AND GOOD CONVERSATION, YOU ARE WRONG. MAKE SURE YOU ARE WEARING BLACK OR BROWN DRESS SHOES. CHOOSE AN OXFORD STYLE OR LOAFERS. IF YOU ARE GOING TO WEAR LOAFERS, WEAR LOUIS VUITTON, PRADA OR GUCCI . IF THEY ARE NOT BRAND NEW, SHINE THEM AND MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT SCUFFED. IF YOU CHOOSE TO WEAR SNEAKERS , YOU WILL GET AN ALL NIGHT PASS TO HANG OUT WITH ART AT THE FRONT DOOR. DO NOT WEAR TIMBERLANDS, THE LOUNGE IS NOT A CONSTRUCTION SITE.

TIPS:
POP A MINT RATHER THAN CHEWING GUM.
DO NOT WEAR BRIGHT COLORS.
ACCESSORIZE (TIES, BELTS, WATCHES, AND/OR AVIATOR SHADES)
OFFER A LADY A DRINK.
START YOUR CONVERSATIONS WITH "EXCUSE ME" NOT "HEY".
GET A MANICURE.
DO NOT SMOKE.
GET TIPSY, NOT DRUNK .
COORDINATE.