Friday, May 29, 2009

"The Party Life" Newsletter Volume 2

Miami has been hot this past week. When I'm out, I feel like a Haitian in a jitney riding down NE 2nd Ave...lol. Anyways, I would like to thank everyone who complimented me on my newsletter. Its not pretty, just text, but I definitely do my best to keep it entertaining.

LIFE:
Growing up my mother always put a strong emphasis on watching who I choose as friends. Your crew is a reflection of you. On a quest to be succesful, you should surround yourself with people who are succesful and people who have that drive to be succesful. Their habits will rub off on you. If you have a crew of non-ambitious (Is this a word?) people, you will not be able to progress. Analyze your crew and make the necessary changes. Let's get it.

SPORTS:
I'm very ashamed for the sport of baseball. Another baseball star has been suspended for using a substance banned by the MLB drug policy. Los Angeles Dodger star Manny Ramirez has been suspended 50 games for using the female fertility drug human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG). HCG is typically used by steroid users to restart their bodies' natural testerone production as they come off a steroid cycle. Pure shame.

Lebron James is a beast. I have nothing else to say.

Yo, Rafer Alston slapping Eddie House behind the head is an instant classic. I'm still laughing. I guess "Skip To My Lou" felt like he was still playing streetball.

Am I the only one who can't wait for football season?

SEX:
You're at a sexy celebrity filled party, probably one hosted by Headliner Market Group, when you find yourself interested in a hot 20-something model. You can't resist, so you go over to talk them. You're definitely not trying to get in a relationship but you are definitely trying to get them to relate-and-shit. After a few Hornitos cocktails, a couple of dances, you two decide that your night doesn't need to end at the party. You also realize that after tonight, your interaction doesn't need to go any further. Yes, I'm talking about a one night stand. Here's a few tips to succesfully achieve one.

Location
You should always go to their place. Its always easier to leave than to ask someone to leave. Besides, they can never stalk you because they don't know where you live.

Protection
We live in an age of various sexual related diseases and unwanted pregnancies. Wear a condom. Don't ruin a perfect night.

Excitement
All that lovey dovey stuff you do with your significant other, save it. This is the opportunity you have to let your sexual creativity take over. Don't be afraid to be vocal. You two have never done this before so you have to let them know what you like and find out what they like.

Graceful
Always leave on a good note. If things went well, you might want to come back. Leaving gracefully allows room for you to get a chance at having sex again. Besides, you really don't want the other person saying something negative about your performance or attitude.

TRENDS/CURRENT EVENTS:
It's amazing how many celebrity nude photos were released on blog sites this week. First there was Cassie and then there was Rihanna. I must admit that I always thought the girls were hot but after seeing those pics, I'm determined to marry one of them. Lol.

MUSIC:
Irv Gotti is dropping Ashanti from The Inc. He feels that their musical and business relationship has run its course.

Rick Ross album Deeper Than Rap is #4 on the Billboard 200. He just released his latest single and video, "All I Really Want" featuring The-Dream. The video is amazing. Album is in stores now.

"Every Girl" by Lil Wayne featuring Drake, Jae Millz, Gutta, & Mack Maine is the hottest track of the summer. Download it to your I-Pod.

PARTY:
Saturday, May 9th
Phil Cardona. X/O Mgmt. Sir Shuga Shady and NBX Productions presents "Nyomi's Diary" DVD Release Party
Hosted by Adult Film Star Nyomi Banxxx
With special invited Adult Film Stars Pinky XXX, Roxy Reynolds, Misty Stone, Chyanne Jacobs, & Sinnamon Love
Music by DJ Affect & DJ Zion
@ B.E.D. 929 Washington Ave. South Beach

Sunday, May 10th
Louis Oliver & Michael Gardner presents "IMAGINE"
Hosted by Actress Meagan Good
Sounds by Affect, Don P, & Stevie J
@ LIV Fountainbleau Miami Beach. 4441 Collins Ave. Miami Beach

Tuesday, May 12th
Headliner Market Group presents
"Lavish: An R&B Social Dinner Experience"
Hosted by Vanessa James (103.5 The Beat)
Dinner & Cocktail Reception 9p - 11p
Lavish After Party 11p - 4a
@ Grass 28 NE 40 ST. Miami Design District.

Thursday, May 14th
Headliner Market Group presents "For The Love of Ray J"
Hosted by Ray J
Complimentary Admission for Ladies Until 1am
@ TBD

Marvin Ady
305-978-0954
Marvinady@gmail.com
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